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President Uhuru Kenyatta |
Well,
we were walking on a fine evening when we came across a commotion on the side
of the road in the corridors of some building.
A guy was shouting that
it wasn’t fair because his friend had forcefully taken possession of his plot [piece
of land and building in it], and this was attracting a small crowd.
When we came closer we
saw that the person accused of grabbing his friend’s piece of land was none
other than our own president, Uhuru
Kenyatta [I don’t know whether the incident setting was before he became
president, was still president or after presidency because there was no
bodyguards around].
Well, the guy was
claiming that he had bought the piece of land when Uhuru was in the United
States, but Uhuru was saying it was his [I don’t know HOW it was his].
My friend became
angered and asked Uhuru why he would grab his friend’s piece of land where
Uhuru rudely retorted that it was none of his business and my friend snapped. He hurled a barrage of insults to Uhuru [what
I remember: he told him he was a cruel, evil-looking mathaf*ka, a good for
nothing dude, heartless piece of sh!t, a thief etc] and even threatened to beat
him up.
Uhuru immediately
jumped on my friend, threw a lame punch which my boy sidestepped. My boy them
sucker-punched the shit out of him and laughed as Uhuru thuddered to the ground
shuddering…..
Then I woke up – it was
all a DREAM!!!! DAMN!!!
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