Comedian Eric Omondi makes it Big, Appears on the Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon in USA - VIDEO

Comedian Eric Omondi on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon in USA. Photo: Google Images

Well, it was a “dream come true” for Kenya’s popular comedian Eric Omondi as he has officially become an international comedian especially after he made a cameo appearance in one of the most watched late night television shows in America, The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.

Well, Omondi is currently on tour in the U.S. where he is slotted to perform at Planet Hollywood on the famous Las Vegas Strip on the 3^rd -4^th of March 2017. On Wednesday, he visited the Jimmy Fallon studios where he met the man himself Jimmy Fallon and was granted the stage to share a few jokes.

Below is a video of the appearance.. truly Omondi has put Kenya on the comedic-map!!

Proof that Raila Odinga's NASA Coalition will Win August 2017 Presidential Election

Opposition leaders Kalonzo Musyoka (Wiper), Musalia Mudavadi (Amani), Raila Odinga (Cord/ODM) and Moses Wetang'ula (Ford Kenya) after the signing of Nasa's agreement at Okoa Kenya offices in Nairobi, February 22, 2017. Photo: Google Images

Well, voter registration is over and it has emerged that the winners of the exercise is the NASA/CORD coalition after registering record high new voters than their Jubilee counterparts.

Registered voters per province:

Rift valley. -3757776
Central. -2398815
Eastern. -2363156
Nyanza. - 2226671
Nairobi. - 1868551
Western. -1616518
Coast. -1198216
North Eastern- 376818..

Assuming that come august we will have a 100% voter turnout, I have calculated the voting patterns for the 2 coalitions, and below is my voting predictions…

CENTRAL: jubilee 98%(2350839). NASA 2%(47976)

RIFT VALLEY: jubilee 85%(3194110), NASA 15%(563666)

NYANZA: jubilee3%(66800), NASA 97%(2159871)

EASTERN: jubilee10%(236316),NASA 90%(2126840)

WESTERN: jubilee 2%(32330), NASA 98%(1584188)

COAST: jubilee 4%(47929), NASA 96%(1150287)

NORTH EASTERN: jubilee 40%(150727), NASA 60%(226091)

NAIROBI: jubilee 46%(859533),NASA 54%(1009018)

Total votes for

JUBILEE=6938584 – 47%

NASA =7717650 – 53%

My sampling error is ±4%

A Powerful Open Letter to Deputy President WILLIAM RUTO from a Potential Voter - A MUST READ!

Deputy President William S. Ruto. PHOTO: Google Images

Dear Sir,

Greetings Mr. Deputy President. How are you doing lately? I know it’s been tough criss-crossing Kenya urging Kenyans to register in large numbers to shame yule jamaa Wa vitendawili come August this year.

From Kisii to Mandera. From Bungoma to Kwale. Mheshimiwa, I can’t even imagine how tiresome this has been to you especially with this mama abby noise spreading like bushfire in social media.

Mr Deputy before I forget let me congratulate you on winning over ICC case. Sir, you invested wisely in your legal team and they delivered. Pongezi sana. Mr khan alisema na akatenda.

Congratulations Mr Deputy on successfully merging URP, TNA and others to form Jubilee party. Sasa mko pamoja kweli. Most importantly, Congratulations for holding the office of the deputy president of the republic of Kenya for 5 years. We all know, Its been tough Especially with Jamaa Wa vitendawili as the MAIN opposition leader of the republic.

Sir, i beg to take you back in time, precisely 5 years ago. The date was 3rd of February 2013, during the launch of jubilee coalition. And this, is What you told us.

"Under the jubilee government, no Kenyan will die of hunger and drought. The price of Unga will be below kshs. 90.

We are committed to growing our economy by double digits, create 1 million jobs annually, create 24hr economy.

Doctors and healthcare workers will be properly paid, no woman will pay for maternity care, no Kenyan will travel abroad for medical treatment, our teachers will be paid, and our policemen will all live in better housings. Strikes end with Kibaki government na yule Jamaa Wa vitendawili. We will pay workers because They're the backbone of our nation.

We sign a contract with Kenyan People to transform and secure prosperity 

for all Kenyans.

In five years we will come back to Kenyans to judge us on the basis of our performance and not vitendawili. There will be no politicians in jubilee government but Kenyans of integrity who will digitally transform Kenya. Sisi tunasema na kutenda "

Sir, its February 2017. Just 5 months to the next general election. I beg to be corrected If am too Quick to judge your performance as a government. Its been 5 years. Isn't it? Please sir, If you don't mind answering these questions:

1. After 5 years of jubilee governance, Are there no kenyans dying of hunger and drought?

2. Is the price of Unga less than kshs 90?

3. Has our economy grown by double digits?

4. Has jubilee created 1 million JOBS annually?

5. Do we have a 24hr economy especially with increased cases of insecurity within and outside our borders?

6. Are our doctors and other healthcare workers properly paid?

7. Is there no woman paying FOR maternity care esp with no doctors in public hospitals and health centres for months now.

8. Are Kenyans not traveling abroad FOR medical treatment?

9. Are our teachers and lecturers paid and our policemen in better houses?

10. Sir, did Strikes end with the coalition government?

11. Are workers as the backbone of our nation well paid? Be honest sir, because labour day is fast approaching and Brother Atwoli is reading this too.

12. Has jubilee transformed and secured prosperity FOR all Kenyans? Mlisema, je mtenda?

13. Last but not least, are there no politicians in jubilee government? Is everyone in your team a person of integrity ? Did Madam Waiguru digitally transform Kenya? What happened to Ngilu and Kazungu kambi? Were they not politicians?

Mr. Deputy sir, I know You're a busy man but please find time to answer these Few questions. Your friends will say am working for the opposition but Mr. Deputy Even Kenyans in your own backyard are eagerly waiting for your feedback. The VOTER REGISTRATION is ending on 14th of February and as IEBC embarks on the crucial audit of the VOTER REGISTER please Mr. Deputy president convince me and other Potential voters that You're the Best candidate FOR deputy president 2017-2022 and probably the Best president come 2022.

Thank you sir. God bless our Motherland Kenya.

Yours

Potential Voter.

Photos of the Suspected Drug Barons Arrested with sh18m Cash and 15KG Heroin worth Sh170m in Mombasa

Some of the Sh18 million that five suspected drug barons were found with when they were arrested in Mombasa, February 13, 2017. /THE STAR

Well… apparently it seems the war on drugs campaign launched by deputy President William Ruto last week is paying off as last weekend nine drug suspects transporting 15kg heroin worth Sh170 million and sh18 million in cash were arrested through the coordination of Coast Regional Co-ordinator, Nelson Marwa with anti-narcotic detectives and arraigned in Shanzu Court the following Monday.

Below are photos of the suspects, heroin confiscated and suitcases of monies.

Some of the heroin worth Sh170 million that five suspected drug barons were found with when they were arrested in Mombasa, February 13, 2017. /THE STAR

Some of the heroin worth Sh170 million that five suspected drug barons were found with when they were arrested in Mombasa, February 13, 2017. /THE STAR

Coast Regional Coordinator Nelson Marwa says 15 kilogrammes of heroine were recovered from an apartment in Bamburi/CFM NEWS

One of the vehicles the five suspected drug barons arrested in Mombasa are believed to have used to smuggle drugs, February 13, 2017. /THE STAR

One of the vehicles the five suspected drug barons arrested in Mombasa are believed to have used to smuggle drugs, February 13, 2017. /THE STAR

The Day Uhuru Kenyatta was almost Caught Transporting Cocaine with Nigerian Drug Lord Buruji Kashamu

President Uhuru Kenyatta

On November 22, 2014 as Kenyans were killed by Alshaabab in North Eastern Kenya, Uhuru Kenyatta was in Abu Dhabi watching the Grand Prix, a trip fully paid for by Buruji Kashamu. To complement the trip, Buruji hired an international escort, Thandi Ojeer, to keep Uhuru company.

Buruji was returning a hand after Uhuru successfully retrieved high dollar "goods" from London on May 7, 2013 and successfully delivered the goods to South Africa on May 11, 2013. You can find out the nature of Buruji's business.

“Selfie with The Kenyan President. My life is so #dope and I do and meet dope people! #selfie #Kenya #president #uhuruKenyatta. Lovely man.” the caption for the photo by Thandi Ojeer read.

DEA investigations showed that the high grade dollar goods were transported using the Kenyans President Official Plane, Kenya 1.

Hoping to use Diplomatic Immunity, Uhuru and Buruji planed another pick up and delivery. This time, the delivery destination was LA. Buruji was given a Kenyan diplomatic passport and was scheduled to travel with kenya 1 to LA. On April 22, 2015, Kenya 1 departed for a week long tour of USA. Unknown to the Kenyan intelligence, DEA officials were informed that Buruji Kashamu was traveling to LA with the Kenyan president using diplomatic passport.

DEA ,then contacted their field agents stationed in Dubai to confirm the identities of those traveling with Uhuru to the USA and be on standby to confiscate their luggage once they boarded the American bound flight, since given probable cause, the Diplomatic Immunity would be waived once Uhurus team were in a USA bound vessel.

Kenyan agents attached to DEA, who got wind of the plans called Statehouse who relayed the information to Uhuru and his team on Kenya 1. Uhuru cancelled his trip to LA midair. Afraid of public humiliation of being caught transporting cocaine and a drug lord, Uhuru turned back and fearing that JKIA may have been infiltrated by American media, Uhuru was forced to drop his friend, Buruji Kashamu to Nigeria before coming back to Kenya, where he was let off on the eastern part of JKIA at around 4.20 am in the morning.

Uhuru's family bank, CBA is still undergoing investigations of money laundering in association to drug trafficking and trade in contraband goods.

So, when Uhuru purports to be fighting drugs, he is simply using state power to clear "competitors". Uhuru has been the subject of an ongoing drug trafficking investigations using the official government jet.

He made a lot of deliveries to Amsterdam during the ICC. Those days, Sonko was a wash with cash after selling Uhuru's drugs. Kabogo was bragging how much money they can give in courts, etc. Wonder why all those "international" trips reduced?? Big brother is watching. The only place he can now go to is Mombasa!!

NOTE: This article was first posted on Anwar Sadat’s Facebook account. 

Rongai Matatu Burnt down by Boda Boda Operators for Hitting and Killing a Child Cycling on Lang'ata Road [VIDEO]

The shell of the Rongai 007 matatu that was torched on Saturday along Langata road for hitting and killing a child cycling on the road

Well, things got hot-heated on Saturday along Lang'ata Road when a Rongai matatu hit and killed a child who was cycling on the road opposite Uhuru gardens.

The matatu, KCB 632R popularly known as 007 was allegedly being driven on the wrong lane when it hit the child.

Area boda boda operators took matters on their hands and burned down the Matatu.

Below are pictures and video of the incident.

VIDEO

Mama Ngina Visits Retired President Moi Amid Fears that Gideon Moi will Join NASA and Uhuru is Headed to Defeat

Retired President Daniel Moi chats with Mama Ngina Kenyatta when she paid him a courtesy call at his home in Kabarak, Nakuru County, on January 21, 2017. Photo: Google

Mama Ngina today flew on a private charter to meet with Moi at Kabarak !!!!

The unusual visit has been prompted by a confidential NSI report projecting a first round loss for Uhuru in August.

The public booing and humiliation suffered by both President Uhuru (in Mombasa) and DP Ruto (in Rift Valley and Nyanza) has only added fuel to a raging fire.

Mama Ngina made the unscheduled visit to Kabarak to urge him to persuade his son Baringo Senator Gideon Moi not to join the increasingly popular opposition super alliance NASA.

So alarmed by the threat posed by NASA are the power-brokers that informed sources say Mama Ngina is prepared to throw DP Ruto under the bus to ensure the two dominant families avoid the transformative Raila – presidency at all costs.

The panic was underlined in Uhuru’s first ever radio interview yesterday on Kameme FM, where he poured vitriol on Opposition and blamed Raila for everything that has gone wrong with Jubilee administration.

Retired Daniel Arap Moi with Mama Ngina Kenyatta in Kabarak, Nakuru on Saturday.

To make it worse, recent democratic regime change events in Africa, especially in Ghana and Gambia has not given any comfort to the Kenyattas and the NSI report only rubbed salt into an already open wound.

Key business personalities with significant stakes at the NSE have withdrawn their support for the fast crumbling Uhuruto regime after they suffered losses running to billions of shillings.

The NSE was ranked the worst performing stock market in the world as stock prices fell a record low in 2017.

People are questioning the wisdom of approaching the elderly and ailing Moi with complex political problems since the ex-President is reportedly exhibiting signs of dementia and who now has a permanent medical team standing by at his Kabarak home.

Jubilee Government Achievements And Successes Since 2013

President Uhuru Kenyatta at 2016 Madaraka Day celebrations 

1.Title Deeds
In the 50 years since Independence to 2013, we issued 5.6 million titles. But in the period since 2013, our Administration has issued 2,322,913 titles.

2.Education
First time in Kenyan history, no parent has been asked to pay exam fees for his or her child in primary or secondary school. Our Government has increased capitation for primary schools by 40% and secondary schools by 35 %. The budget for free primary education was 8.96 billion in 2012/2013, and this has risen to 14.1b in the current financial year. Similarly, the budget for secondary school education was 19.2 billion in 2012/2013 rising to 32.5b this year.

The budgetary allocation for the Higher Education Loans Board was 5.5b in 2012/2013, and has risen to 7.6b this year.

3.Security
We have added 2,400 new vehicles to the police fleet, significantly enhancing mobility.

4.Huduma Centres
To enhance service delivery, we have built more than 40 Huduma Centres across the country. Huduma, as you well know, is a Jubilee innovation. More than 5m Kenyans served who previously would have had to travel long distances to receive such service. I commend all public servants who have adopted to this service.

5.Electricity connections
We had 8,000 Schools connected to power before Jubilee. Since 2013, we have grown that figure to 20,450. Out of these, 750 schools are connected to solar power. 1150 primary schools remain to be connected, but all will be connected by end of November. Kenyans connected to power before Jubilee were 2.3m. Today, we have increased that to 4.1m — that’s an additional 1.6m Kenyans. It means that the Kenyans with access to power is now about 50 percent compared to 32 percent before 2013. With our plan to put a million Kenyans on the grid every year, we expect to meet our target of enabling access to 75 percent of our people.

We had 1,660 megawatts of power when we came to office. We have added 600 megawatts of clean energy. For the first time we have a margin of reserve energy.
When we came to office, we had 2,200km of transmission lines. We have added 700 km of transmission lines for a total of 2,900 currently.

6.Social Protection
710,000 people today benefit from social protection compared to 226,700 when we came to office. Opportunities for women, youth and people with disabilities. Over 80,000 businesses have registered by Youth, Women and persons with disability since 2013. Of these, over 30,000 have received business from Government in last year totaling over 30 billion shillings.

We are sorting out challenge of registration and seek to streamline this.
All Ministries must ensure that once goods are delivered and invoices raised, there is no reason why they should not be paid in 2 weeks considering they have borrowed.

7. Fertiliser subsidy
When we came to office, fertiliser cost 2,700. Today fertiliser costs 1,800 shillings. We have an increase in production as a result.  Subsidised fertiliser has also been made available to farmers in the maize, wheat, tea, coffee and sugarcane sectors.

8. Media and telephony
The number of TV stations has risen to 55 Stations this year from 14 in 2013. Radio Stations up to 126 from 108. This has largely resulted from the opportunities presented by digital migration. Many jobs have been created as a result of digital migration. Mobile telephony has increased by over 20%. In this context, I urge the National Assembly to re-look at Media Bill and ensure it does not infringe on constitutional guarantee of freedom of speech and media.

9. Devolution
The Jubilee Administration has been Responsible for the implementation of a whole new constitutional dispensation. We have done it. We are very proud of this achievement. Devolution may not be working perfectly but it exists and it is the duty of every Kenyan to make sure it succeeds. Less noise more work.

10.Healthcare
Hospitals are getting new equipment. 10 hospitals done. Our target is 94 hospitals countrywide and we remain very much on course. When we came to Office, there were 40 dialysis machines existed in Kenya. Once we are through with our programme will have additional 245 dialysis machines across Kenya. 2 years ago, incidences of malaria at out-patient facilities was 30%. Today, we have slashed that to 10% as a result of distributing 13.6 million mosquito nets. We have also increased access to ARVs from 600,000 people when we came to office to 850,000 Kenyans covered today. Our target is to cover an additional 600,000; meaning that 90% of Kenyans living with HIV will be given treatment. Despite challenges with immunization, 85% of Kenyan children are now immunized. We are well above the WHO standard of 80%.

With regard to NHIF – When we got to office 4 million Kenyan families had insurance cover. Now, we have added another 1.7 million families. This translates to 26 million Kenyans that have insurance cover.

Our free maternity programme has borne fruit. When we came to office only 44 percent of women gave birth in medical facilities. At present, 68 percent of our mothers are attending hospitals for childbirth. In 2013, Maternal mortality was 488 per 100,000, and has declined to 310 per 100,000 today. Likewise, the child mortality rate has declined from 72 per 1,000 to 52 per 1,000 today.

In the coming weeks, I will meet the leaders of the most affected counties to ensure we bring this down.

11. Standard Gauge Railway
The SGR 55% done. We are extending to Naivasha as a result of this good progress. Plans under way for Industrial Park in Naivasha. In addition, the new container terminal in Mombasa will be ready by next year February. Meantime, the upgrade of JKIA continues apace. We should have a modern hub in due course. The Road from Mwatate to Taveta, having been spoken about for 50 years, has now started.

12. National Youth Service
NYS over 100,000 community Youth engaged in various programmes. The NYS School has expanded from a capacity of 4,000 to 30,000 young men and women undergoing various vocational training. Yes, there are problems that have arisen but we shall sort them out.

This is an edited version of President Uhuru Kenyatta's speech during the Mashujaa Day celebrations at Nyayo Stadium on October 20, 2015

12 Mega Corruption Scandals Killing the Jubilee Government

President Kenyatta with his deputy William Ruto at a press briefing

Well, as the August 2017 general elections draw nearer and nearer, it is wise to revisit the achievements of the Jubilee regime, which majorly is massive looting of public resources.

I have compiled a list of the major corruption scandals carried out under the full watch of the Jubilee regime.

Laptop Tendering Scandal: the whereabouts of 53 billion shillings allocated to the project and tendered to Olive Technologies is unknown particularly after the court rejected the laptop tendering given that the company had no financial capacity to deliver the laptops.

The Eurobond scandal: in 2014, the Kenyan government borrowed over 250 billion shillings as Eurobond which was meant to pay previous governmental debts and fund various infrastructural development projects in the country. Early last year, former Prime Minister Raila Odinga emerged with allegations that over 100 billion shillings from the Eurobond proceedings had been misappropriated. A report by the the Auditor General Edward Ouko in September 2016 revealed that Sh215 billion of Eurobond moeny was accounted for.

Standard Gauge Tendering Scandal: being Jubilee’s pillar infrastructural project undertaken in their 5 years in power, SGR has been surrounded by controversy since its inception due to single sourcing – tendering process of the Chinese China Road and Bridge Corporation (CRBC) and how the quoted total cost of building the SGR rose mysteriously from 220, 921,502,221.08 Kenya shillings [approx. 220 billion shillings] to staggering 1.3 trillion Kenya shillings.

The National Youth Service Scandal: well, this scandal has been on the airwaves since 2015 after the Opposition came with the claims that over 791 million shillings had been looted at the National Youth Service. The State House came forward quickly and announced that no monies had been lost at NYS, and defended the then devolution Sectary Anne Waiguru (whose NYS department fell under her ministry) as being an industrious civil servant. A report by the Auditor general Edward Ouko in June 2016 put the figure of looted cash at NYS at 1.8 billion shillings.

There have been other mega scandals under the jubilee regime:

475 billion shillings Irregular Lamu Coal Project Award: it is alleged that the said amount was lost after the government awarded the tender to a company that did not even submit a proposal at the request for proposal stage

55.6 billion shillings JKIA New Terminal irregular tendering Scandal: irregular tendering through Kenya Airports Authority during the construction of the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport New Terminal saw the loss of 55.6 billion shillings.

15 Billion shillings of the CCTV Single sourced tender to Safaricom.

10 billion Geothermal Development Company (GDC) scandal – during tendering process.

8billion Karen Land Scandal involving 40 Members of Parliament

1.3Billion irregular drug haul ship explosion: reports have emerged that the MV Al Noor ship blowup by President Uhuru Kenyatta in August 2014 didn’t actually contain the alleged 1.3 billion shillings heroin, rather it was mere gypsum used for making fertilizer according to one of the vessel’s crew.

 50 million shillings Chieckegate Scandal: this scandal involved top senior officials at Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC). Investigation by UK’s Serious Fraud Office (SFO) revealed that British companies dished out bribes to IEBC officials to secure deals. Those involved in the scam in the UK were fined and jailed, but Kenya is still conducting investigation on the Kenyan officials implicated. SHAME!

This list won’t be full without mentioning the 100-million-shilling Hustler’s Jet Scandal. Scam allegations hit Deputy President William Ruto in 2014 after it was reported in the media that the DP had charted a luxury jet at a cost of 100 million shillings to take Ruto on a trip to Algeria, Nigeria, Gabon and Congo. However, the government came forth through the then Information permanent secretary Dr Bitange Ndemo to quash such claims.

Aden Duale orders his Criminal Gang to Evict all Kambas from Garissa Town - VIDEO

Aden Duale.. Photo: Daily Nation

Aden Duale, Majority Leader MUST be arrested for hate speech. Duale is planning violence to the Kamba community and is heard in a leaked audio from Team Duale instructing them to stop Kambas from registering as voters.

He further says..."destroy properties and I will shield you from the law. Chase Kambas away and I will pay your upkeep.

I have told the Kamba OCPD not to bring Wiper politics here. Give me the group members I will organise a meeting for you to know each other they won't arrest you. This town is ours they can't do anything to you...

"Kambas, start with them first. Nyinyi ni hii town. Tell them wajenge nyumba lakini wasijaribu kuleta wiper hapa..uwaambie wakamba wengine tunawangoja nyinyi siku ya kura. You will not cross the River Tana bridge...

"Number two, 15 to 16 voter registration starts. I want you to mobilise vijana five of them at each polling station. Do not allow any matatu ferrying people you don't know to register as voters!! Who owns this town? Mobilise vijana day and night. I will provide for their up keep. And if you spot those matatus, I will tell the chiefs and OCPD they will give you askaris and you will chase them(Kambas) away!!...

"Kesho tunaenda kukaa na county commander, OCPD, hawa watu wa CID na watu wajuane!!! Na hata huyu county commissioner..huyu mkamba...nilimuambia yeye jaribu usilete siasa ya wakamba hapa...

"You should stand strong and fearless at all wards and if arrested when violent you will be released. I will pay your bills and other costs."

Below is the audio, listen...

#ArrestDuale

MP Millie Odhiambo Calls President Uhuru Kenyatta Mshenzi, Mwizi, Fisi and Extremely Stupid - VIDEO

Mbita MP Millie Odhiambo walking to Parliament Buildings barefooted...

Well well well…. Today happened to be a theatrical day in Kenya’s parliament after CORD MPs barred the Speaker Justin Muturi from accessing the National Assembly Chambers to discuss the Tuesday's special sitting called by the House Majority leader Aden Duale.

The CORD legislators called the blockade after it emerged that the Jubilee Administration wanted to amend the negotiated elections laws in order to allow for a manual backup system for the voting, transmission and tallying of election results.

The Opposition legislators argued that allowing manual voting in coming elections would lead to massive rigging by the incumbent.

 "This needy greedy plot by Jubilee to rig elections in 2017 cannot be allowed," Embakasi South MP Irshad Sumra said.

Well, Mbita MP Millie Odhiambo took things to another level when she angrily addressed the media calling President Uhuru Kenyatta all sorts of names….

"Uhuru does not even compare to me wacha Raila Odinga , mwambie Uhuru yeye ni mshenzi , mwizi, ni fisi and my consents tell me he is extremely stupid," shouted Odhiambo at the Parliament buildings.

Watch the video below: